"Meow."
"Tallis! It's 2 am! I need to sleep!"
"... Meow."
"Ugh."
Fine. I flick the light on and look around for the wicked feline. Her voice comes from underneath me so, with a groan, I tilt myself off my mattress to look under the bed. No cat. Has she got caught up in the suitcases? I push them around a bit. Still no cat. Huh.
"Tallis?"
"Meow!"
The noise comes from directly underneath me and ... in fact ... I can feel her.
She's in the box spring.
WTF?
"Oh you are totally on your own."
The light goes out.
Epilogue:
♪ If you could see that I'm the one who understands you .... ♫
"Ummmhuu," I glance bleary eyed at the radio only to be headbutted by a furry mallet.
"Meow!"
"Oh you escaped, I see?"
"Meow."
"... that was a 'fuck you', wasn't it?"
"Meow."
"Tallis! It's 2 am! I need to sleep!"
"... Meow."
"Ugh."
Fine. I flick the light on and look around for the wicked feline. Her voice comes from underneath me so, with a groan, I tilt myself off my mattress to look under the bed. No cat. Has she got caught up in the suitcases? I push them around a bit. Still no cat. Huh.
"Tallis?"
"Meow!"
The noise comes from directly underneath me and ... in fact ... I can feel her.
She's in the box spring.
WTF?
"Oh you are totally on your own."
The light goes out.
Epilogue:
♪ If you could see that I'm the one who understands you .... ♫
"Ummmhuu," I glance bleary eyed at the radio only to be headbutted by a furry mallet.
"Meow!"
"Oh you escaped, I see?"
"Meow."
"... that was a 'fuck you', wasn't it?"
"Meow."
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